LOL this is too good NOT to reblog.

rapindustryfanfiction:

Jay-Z ran his finger across the black marble top of the sacrificial altar. He looked at his finger carefully, checking for dust. Despite its lack of use, the altar was still perfectly clean. It was important that the altar always look perfect— not just to show his devotion to Satan, but…

5:56 pm  •  13 November 2011  •  696 notes